he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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