I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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