For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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