Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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