Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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