Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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