hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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