**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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