i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
