Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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