hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
only if we run a train.
done.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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