After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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