I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
where are my eyebrows?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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