I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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