i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
