On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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