I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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