There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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