guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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