You surviving the open bar?
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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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