My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
