Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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