new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My feet surprised me
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