return my video game
nut hugger
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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