drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you win again, gameday.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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