So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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