ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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