This is not my ceiling
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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