He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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