I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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