Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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