i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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