he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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