I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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