all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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