this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Enjoy the penises
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Randomize
