i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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