I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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