we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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