I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
even my farts smell like vagina
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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