i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Please, let me fuck your mom
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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