I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
another moral hangover. fuck.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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