PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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