Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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