Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
that's an acceptable place to lick
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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