My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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