she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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