Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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