Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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