So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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