C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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